GUYS, BACK ME UP HERE. TELL CAPTAIN VAMPIRE POETRY HE’D BE A LOT LESS UPTIGHT IF HE WAS ON A COUPLE TABS AND SHAKING HIS ASS.
Kinda pleased I don't have an iPhone from some of these. Tears rolling down cheeks funny.
Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup (above) contained 65 mg of morphine per fluid ounce.
I'm sure it worked a treat! Less sure about Asthma Cigarettes.