Simon Rumble’s blog

Pimms-and-lemonade enthusiast David Flint claims the governance panel at the 2020 Summit was stacked to get a pro-republican outcome. That, of course, would be totally different from that other summit where 50% of the delegates were appointed by a monarchist which, despite the clear majority of Australians wanting a Republic, managed to come up with a model nobody wanted.

So this stacked panel has come up with what should have been done in the first place. First, ask the Australian people whether they want to become a republic. Then, and only then, work out what model of republic we should be. After all of that, we put the royal family to the sword, assuming the model chosen is the Romanov option.

While the monarchists will oppose a republic by all sorts of devious means, the ticking time bomb that ensures we'll become a republic is that, eventually, our head of state will be a non-Australian inbred who has sexual fantasies about tampons. Ewwww!

Gah. I spent far too much time today trying to work around a weird JavaScript bug in Firefox. I had a form that needed to have different hidden parameters depending on the search type in a select list (ahh, the joys of integrating disparate systems). The rewriting worked just fine the first time, but when the user switched back it'd break in a strange way.

Just for relief I tried doing it the Prototype way. Not only was it more readable, logical and shorter, it magically didn't encounter the same bug.

I think it's become time for Prototype to be available throughout the site I work on. I've used it for a few small, targetted applications, and it's wonderful. Time for it to be used everywhere.

First, however, I need to see if I can lazy load it.

I recently a rant about not being able to buy an album for a band I'd stumbled upon.. Lucy from the band has evidently been vanity googling, as she found my post and dropped me a note.

Just did a random google and found that you like our tunes. That's nice to know! Understand your frustration at not being able to purchase said tunage... but have patience, our debut album is being released on Stereo Test Kit Records later this year and then you can buy it as many times as you like!

So that's nice to hear, though August seems a long way away. The annoying part, though, is that the album they released last year isn't going to be made more widely available.

We recorded 'six feet above the ground' early last year and it was more of a demo really, we just sold it at a few gigs and stuff. Anyway. A real album is on its way. And we promise there will be a million easy ways to buy it online. All you have to do is wait till August...

This I find annoying. If it's only demo quality, stick it online and label it a demo. Charge money if you like, whatever, but it'll only help. But hey, it's their musical output! I'll just have to wait until August.

Regardless, I'd recommend checking out The Social Services and the tracks they have released. I've really been enjoying it.

BTW, I've recently subscribed to Metacritic's music feed and it's brilliant. The idea is quite simple: they aggregate the best snippets of reviews from all over the place, and score them, so you can see what the rough consensus is. The best part is that they always pull out the snarkiest quotes from the reviews.

The only annoying part about it is their insistence on using American college language when describing album. Nobody puts out a second album, it's always their "sophomore" album. WTF?

Seen on Bridge Road just now on my way to work: a couple rugged up for the most arctic of winter days. Wooly hats, gloves, scarves, thick coats. It's 17 degrees out there.

Hilarious!

It used to be the best guarantee of bestseller status for a publisher was to be listed on the Catholic Church's Index Liborum Prohibitorum. These days, it seems you can engage an assortment of wowsers to get the publicity you want. Scorcese's Last Temptation of Christ was helped enormously due to the protests against its release.

Goat Boy are the latest to mine this rich seam, prompting the usual outcries from the usual suspects. Yes, they're tasteless. But they're pretty bloody funny too.

What I wanna know is this: is there a talent agency for all these self-proclaimed guardians of moral uprightness? Can one hire them to ensure the appropriate publicity? If not, they're missing a trick!

Goat Boy's comment about thinking of a papal t-shirt for the World Youth Day boondoggle gave me some ideas. I'm thinking Palpatine myself, given the uncanny likeness. Then again, I'm also thinking about handing out free condoms at the event.

Back when I used to listen to music on pieces of etched plastic, I had a simple classification system. Music was slotted into one of "Chilled", "Techno", "Hip hop", "Rock/Pop", "Classical", "Jazz", "Other". There could easily be overlap there, but because I was doing the classifying, it made sense to me.

When I started listening to mp3s, I carried over this basic system, with Rock and Pop split to separate categories and a couple of new ones added: "Reggae", "Radio" (for podcasts), "Country" (for Johnny Cash). My musical tastes got broader too, where in the 1990s I listened almost exclusively to electronic music, I started getting back into Rock, and some of the new musical forms like Post Rock (a ghastly term, worse than "Progressive <anything>".

The cracks started to show in my taxonomy. Godspeed! You Black Emperor ended up in "Chilled", yet Tortoise and M83 ended up in "Rock", by virtue of using guitars. Goldfrapp is in "Chilled", despite mostly being stomping electro, but something you could go to sleep to. I dunno, it doesn't make much sense now.

My new toy has prompted me to revisit this issue. I've long avoided music library software, preferring to browse by my own folder structure, and I despise shuffle in most circumstances, either choosing individual tracks or listening to whole albums. The Squeezebox allows me to browse by my directory structure, but it also has a bunch of other useful and cool ways to slice and dice my music, so the time has come to get my music tagged properly.

It's going to be a long process, tagging all my music. I've generally gone for <artist> - <album>/<trackno>.<trackname> but with so many, for example, Bowie albums, that's getting unmanageable too. So I might end up with artist/album/ after all, though I will never do the brain damaged thing iTunes does and move stuff from compilations into individual artist directories -- that's just dumb.

So I'll shortly be starting the Great Retagging. Any suggestions on tools and approaches?

The chemists' lobby group says banning the sale of cough medicine for children under two is "an insult to many parents". No, what's insulting is selling something that doesn't work, even in adults. Worse, unlike a placebo, these medicines contain drugs that can actually be quite dangerous.

Parents finding that their kids need something foul-tasting to resolve a persistent cough would be advised to find something vile but harmless. I wouldn't expect such advice from your local chemist though.

This is just to notify geeks out there that this data exists. I'm sure this will be of real interest to someone out there, perhaps someone building a mySociety for Australia.

The federal parliament's parliamentary library just published a paper called Postcodes in electoral divisions, and describes the postcodes in federal electoral divisions and the percentage of that postcode that is within a division. Very handy stuff, for a very narrow group of users.

The copyright statement at the end is probably boilerplate, because it certainly doesn't match up with the publication of such a useful dataset, paid for by the public.

PS: It's well worth signing up to library feeds as there's a wealth of useful stuff issued by this organisation. I've particularly appreciated the bills digests, which explain the purpose of bills before parliament in quite neutral language.

I've ordered something online and been given a tracking number from the company supplying it. Here's what I just saw when I looked up the tracking number.

I can tell you three things: One, I haven't taken delivery of the device. Two, I wasn't at home at 09:09 this morning. Three, that's not my signature. So whose signature is it?

I can only hope they've delivered it to my neighbour or something, otherwise the courier has committed fraud. Moral of the story: don't use Fastway!

It's starting to get cold in Sydney, so we're starting to think about heating and improving the house a bit. The front door has enormous gaps all around, and there's space between much of the skirting boards. This weekend I'm gonna fix the front door with some kind of automatic weather strip, as well as the squishy stuff around the sides and top edges.

I'll also look at caulking some of the skirting boards to stop any draughts. I might also consider blocking up some of the air vents, which were only ever required for gas lighting ventilation. Holly won't be keen on the idea, but we might have to look at curtains with pelmets to stop heat loss out the windows. With the right curtains, it should also reduce noise from the planes.

Speaking of gas, we're gonna get our fireplace fitted with a fan-forced, flued gas heater. These things aren't cheap, but they're very efficient and I reckon one should be able to warm the whole house enough for our needs.